Banditos!
Saturday morning the monkey went forth and foraged among the concrete jungles and labyrinthine maze of grocery stores to bring back a bit of tasty breakfast goodness. Normally my Bear butt is fast asleep through monkey morning shenanigans, but this morning I was awoke from slumber and padded out of the warm bed to search for my monkey.
The monkey came home and I asked her what had taken her so long. She told me the harrowing tale of terror at the grocery (called grogery) store. Apparently there was terror at the local store as packs of roving Bandito Koala bears were accosting innocent shoppers in attempts to hijack the tasty grocery cargo.
What kind of a world do we live in, when innocent monkeys must defend tasty snackage from such hoodlums. Luckily my monkey is well versed in anti-zombie warfare. Using said tactics she eluded the marauders and brought the breakfast fixings home to a hungry bear belly.
Bravo for zombie training! Are you trained? Can you spot a band of Koala bandits? I submit this action picture to assist you.
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